So that project. I just turned in the revised version. I don't know what it is about that program but I could not get it right. So I just said fuck it and pretended to flip my coffee table over.

I feel pretty bummed about this but even if I fail I'll have about an 80 on my OLA grade. If I actually get on top of the rest of the OLA assignments then I could bring that grade up.

So today I was sitting in the dark reading comics books, it was like three in the afternoon by the way, and my friend called and asked about doing stuff over spring break. That's when I realized that I was looking forward to having a week off so I could sit in the dark and read comics. I might have a problem. Also, I was reading Annihilation: Nova if you were interested. I know I would be.

Tomorrow Is kind of a dumb day. I have three classes. The first two are gonna be normal, except it's the day before spring break so no one will pay attention and everyone will forget everything. Then I have a calculus quiz. A one question calculus quiz. It's dumb because I have to walk back to school, take a five minute quiz, and walk back.

Also I a realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I need to do around here before I leave tomorrow.

oh hey my school is also getting pretty shitty or something. There have been two or three more shooting near campus and also two nights ago a girl got stabbed to death at her apartment. I'm suddenly missing the sexual assault alerts I'd get all the time last semester.

I'm hungry but I don't want to eat because it's 11:05 and I'd like to go to sleep soon. Earlier I made pizza rolls in m oven and the smoke alarm went off. Scared me half to death. I panic and ripped them off the wall and wrapped them in a blanket. Also, I have three smoke alarms that are really close to each other. Two are on one side of the wall about a foot apart and the third is on the other side. They're at the top of a doorway. It seems somehow flawed to arrange them like that. I also have three ceiling fans in my little apartment. I don't know why but it's pretty cool and I brag about it a lot because I brag about stupid shit all the time because I am madly in love with myself.

I'm scared of barbers. I don't know if I've mentioned it before but I am. I hate going to get my hair cut because I have to talk to a fucking barber. I guess it's like how most people feel when they go to the dentist. Only stupider. Scared might not be the right word. I just don't like having to sit there and make small talk. Also they ask "How do you want your hair cut" and I've never been able to answer that. I want it shorter than it is now but I would like for it to continue to exist. A lot of it is because the school I went to from kindergarten to senior year made us keep it short and it couldn't cover our ears or touch our collars or go below the eyebrows. So now I have no such rule and it's just wild and shitty but kinda pretty sometimes. Also I had this insane barber as a kid. His name was Jessie or something and he had cut my hair and my brother's hair and my dad's hair. By the time he got to me he was really old. He was really shaky and he couldn't see well and also he smoked all the time. So little kid Hoogie is sitting there forced to get his hair cut because of school and this crypt keeper is holding sharp knives and a cigarette while shaking like a shaky thing. He's probably dead now or something so I don't have to worry about that anymore. So now I really need a haircut because I'm tired of it being in my way all the time but I've been putting off this hair cut for like a month.

I think I'm going to eat a toaster strudel and try to sleep.

I fucked up a project pretty bad last night. It's a computer science project. It's supposed to play a game of hearts and output blah blah blah whatever. Mine only outputs bullshit and gives you negative points for no reason. I was pretty stressedpissed about this last night when I turned it in fifteen minutes before it was due.

So anyway I go to class and have everything printed off and everyone else was like "mine was not right I did a bad job on this" except the guys I usually talk to because they're fucking smarter than me. So the professor was like "oh no You can not it? Well I will give you till thursday midnight to turn it in again" and I was like "allllllllright."

So my day is going pretty well except that means I have to look at this shitty program again. Fuck.

Spring break is next week and that is fun times I guess. I have nothing planned though. Actually no. Monday I have a dentist and an orthodontist appointment planned.

oh and I'm going to the zoo with my friends on tuesday or wednesday or someday.

I wish my life were more interesting so that whenever I started writing something here I wouldn't realize how very little I actually do.

Well, I'm just gonna take off my pants and read comic books until I drift into nap.

So today was not a good day for me. I didn't think it would be but it kinda got out of control. First off the obvious thing, valentine's day. I don't really mind the day or couples celebrating. It bothers me when everyone else complains though. It just makes me fell a little extra lonely.

Secondly is computer science. Last night we had a project due and I didn't finish. I have the code written out and it compiles and it works logically but when I run it I get a segmentation fault. I had to turn it anyway and hope for a 72 or something. We also had a test today that I don't feel so great about. I think I passed but I know it isn't a good grade.

Then the shooting. As in, someone got shot on campus. Someone got shot on campus in a building I had a class in earlier that day. It's put me a little on edge. I'm not like worried or anything but it bothers me. The guy should be fine, he just got shot in the finger. Once they caught the shooter everything continued normally. They didn't even cancel my last class. I found out about it though facebook too. like the school's facebook page showed the alert updates and I kept track there. I was at my apartment having lunch at the time. It's a weird thing to happen though. This school has had stuff like that happen before but it's weird for it to happen today. Also when my mom called to check on me she was just like "well I was just checking to see if you're ok. ok? bye." like no "be careful" or "stay safe" or anything like that.

So after that during calculus a wasp flew in the room and almost landed in my hair and I got really scared.

and also I got a 4/4 on a calculus quiz so that's ok. today still sucked though.

So I'm back in the Boro and classes started today. Yesterday was my birthday Nothing happened though. My dad was like "happy birthday son. I am proud of you." and then handed me a 100 dollar bill. My dad is actually pretty great. He wears cowboys hats all the time and he's really grumpy and old and he yells at the TV is such a beautiful way it's almost an artform.

So I'm pretty bad at the social interaction deal. I can't make normal conversation. Everyone thinks that I'm hilarious but that's because I only ever talk when I have something funny to say. So I feel shitty about being by myself in my apartment watching TV all the time. But I also love watching TV all the time so yeah. I'm already 19 movies in on my resolution.

In my sociology class we have to so some stupid outside of class project blah de blah whatever. One of the options is to sociologically analyze 5 different channels for their ads or something like that. I was excited because I pretty much already do that. People who watch Judge Joe Brown love to go to school in their pajamas and also they have heart problems.

I barely slept last night because my sleep schedule gets fucked all over whenever I have long periods of time with nothing to do. So I've been up all night doing whatever and then I'd sleep until the very late afternoon. Yesterday I was still awake at around 8 or 9 or something in the morning and I was watching this Star Trek TNG marathon on ssyfy and my mom made me a plate of bacon. So there I was nodding off on the couch with a plate full of bacon in my hand watching Star Trek. That moment defines my winter break fairly well.

So my mom bought me a little cheescake for my birthday adn I'm pissed because I left it at home. This morning I ate pizza rolls for breakfast because I forgot my eggs too.

It's really fucking cold here. There is snow on the ground and it has been there for a few days. That has never happened here in my life. Usually we get a half a day of snow and it's gone by dinner. But nooo. Not now. And it's weird because for all those years everything seemed to shut down because of the snow but now we just have to deal with it. I do like walking in the snow though. It was actually kind of nice but only because I had like six layers on. I need some new shoes and new coats though. I have this heated blanket now and it is the bomb man. This thing is so warm. Damn.

I have my own Netflix now so that's how I waste all my time. It makes up for the 20 channels of cable I get in my apartment. Although it sucks because the other day I found out that Boy Meets World does reruns still but now I don't have that channel.

So now I have nothing left to say.

Man I love Laverne & Shirley. It's one of many weird shows that I grew up loving because I watched a lot of Nick at Nite when I was a kid. So most of the time if I mention an older show my friends have no idea what I'm talking about. They don't even know what Matlock is. I'm like it's all Andy Griffith and solving cases and courtrooms and they're all like I know of Andy Griffith but I've never really watched that show. So my days have been pretty messed up since Christmas. That MST3K marathon has been fairly ongoing and every night I watch Conan and The Wonder Years and Doogie Howser M.D. and Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley. So I fall asleep around 5 am and wake up at 3 in the afternoon.Also the Wonder Years is another show that no one I know had actually heard of. Those guys suck. And since I can control when the movies begin and end I'm going to watch some more MST3K and play Professor Layton until dream time.

I don't like new year resolutions. I never stick to them and no one else does either. But there is one I'm going to try to do again. Three or four years ago my brother decided to watch 50 that he'd never seen before as his resolution. I stole that idea.

The first time I didn't follow through but I'm trying again this year. There are a lot of movies that I'm embarrassed about admitting that I haven't seen. This year 'm going to try to remedy that. Today I watched Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, and The Man from Earth. Thanks, Netflix.

So anyway my attempt to better myself this year involves sitting around and watching a bunch of movies.

Chrostmas Eve was pretty cool. That's when my family actually does stuff. Went to my cousin's house way out on the boondocks and was forced to hang with the family. I don't completely dislike these people but most of them are pretty terrible. No one is around the same age as me so I either have to watch the children or talk about old people crap. Some are surprisingly cool though. Me and my most redneckest cousin discussed if fishing with gummi worms would work and what the biggest food you can sneak into a movie theater. He knew someone who got a whole pizza in. What the fuck. I got some beef jerky and money from my secret santa and my part of the family went home. We opened our presents and ate some beef stew. Then we played with my niece, She is the cutest person ever.

Christmas sucked though. I usually wouldn't mind because Christmas day has never been Christmas for my family. I'm disappointed because on September 25th my friend and I got fortune cookies that said "Three months from today something good will happen to you." or something to that effect. Anyway that good day just happened to fall on Christmas. But nothing good happened. I sat on the couch and watched MST3K and fell asleep several times. Also my brother watched the Doctor Who Christmas special without me so I'll have to watch it alone whenever it finishes downloading. Also I totally know what I'm going to be for Halloween. I'm going to get a gorilla suit and a diving helmet thing and be the Robot Monster from Robot Monster.

Also it snowed on Christmas which hasn't happened here since 1993. That would be cooler if I had actually went outside.

I'm trying to waste time. That is why I'm trying to put something here. I've got a bunch of math shit to do. We have group presentations. Group presentations in a precalculus class. What the hell man? So my group is pretty chill. I like them but we're probably not going to have a good thing. We haven't really talked to each other. We essentially just split it up so we wouldn't have to even make an effort to see each other. I'm fine with this. So I'm going to make my little three minute speech about fractals and snowflakes and call it a day. But that's not all for precal. We also have a take home test. It's only five questions but they are verifying trig identities so they will take a lot of time. I haven't even started yet. Every other class is babies. Just got to study for finals. Psychology and history aren't even cumulative. I have like two chapters to read for each of those and I'm set. Finals start Friday and for me they end late on Wednesday. I just want to fight people. That or sleep and read comic books.

Also it's cold. Fuck this cold. I'm unprepared for this cold. I walk to and fro from school and it's freezing. And windy. The wind blows all this cold up into my face. It's bullshit. It snowed for like twenty minutes on Monday. None of it stuck of course but it was cool to see. Maybe we'll actually get real snow this year. No wait. Fuck that though. I don't want to have to walk in the snow. Snow when finals are done. You hear me WeatherMan! You better not let it snow before the 15th. I will fucking cut you bro. fucking trigonometry. I really hate your ass

Thanksgiving was fun times for me. My friend invited me to her family's thanksgiving because she has an awesome family and wanted to rub how great they are in my face or something.So around one yesterday my friends picked me up and we went to her aunt's house. These people are the best cooks ever. They had a smoked turkey which was incredible. They are also incredibly nice. I felt more welcomed there than with my own family. Also they love to drink at family gatherings. It was the best thanksgiving meal I've ever had.

So then it was like eight and we needed something to do. We went to IHOP because one of our friends works there.We stayed there until closing and all we had was coffee. It was pretty dead there. So then we went to my friends house and watched Fight Club and a bunch of random shit on TV. Then we got the bright idea to go check out Black Friday. No real point in mind.

We got to Best Buy at like 30 and the sale was supposed to start at 4:00. The line was fucking huge. We chose Best Buy because Target had a line around the corner. There were guys who had been sitting there since 8:00. So while waiting in line we were laughing at all the people who were waiting in line. Well these guys in front of us were actually really cool. So we talked to them. I spent over half an hour talking to them about comic books because they saw my Justice League t-shirt. Seriously it was pretty cool. These guys were serious nerds but they kinda had country accents which made it all the better. So once inside we kinda split up to look around because at this point we cannot just watch Black Friday, we must participate. So my friends went looking for TVs and our new friends and I went looking for DVDs. I got the first three seasons of Mad Men and the first season of Heroes for fifty dollars. My new friends had two baskets full of DVDs. They had season 1-9 of Smallville for ten dollars a piece and they had all of them. So we went our separate ways, names were exchanged, facebook friend requests were requested and our new friends began check out. The my rich ass friend who has an awesome family decided that she wanted to buy presents for me and her boyfriend. So I got Kirby's Epic Yarn as a gift.

Then we went to Cracker Barrel and realized we required naps. Except I had coffee again so I'm really awake now. But yeah. That's what happened with m thanksgiving. Probably gonna do more later on today after naps.

Today was a fun day. I went to lunch to eat mexican food with a couple of friends from high school. It's really great to see them so I can gloat about how my apartment has three ceiling fans and my school keeps livestock on campus. Most of them are going to the same college so I feel out of place with no one from school going to school with me. No one I know went too far from home so I get to see them pretty regularly. Then a few of us went to Vanderbilt to see my friend's dorm but he didn't have his keys so I only got to see the outside of the resident halls. My friends all go to private colleges so I feel bad because their campuses are so pretty. Then we went to the comic book store. I really wanted to get something but I had limited funds but my friend has been reading through The Invisibles so he bought a few volumes af that. He let me borrow the first two since he already read them. Then we went to Belmont with my best couple friends. She had to meet up with some people for a project. That's when I met this huge asshole named Fred. Everyone hates Fred. He was loud and obnoxious. He thought he was smart but he wasn't. I was being a complete dick to him but he somehow took my dickish comments as praise for his brilliant film ideas. His ideas were retarded and lacked any basis in what they were trying to convey. Luckily the one who brought me there made up for it by promising a delicious dinner. Later on she made these delicious bowls of shrimp, bacon, and grits. It was amazing. The shrimp had this delicious cajun sauce business. For desert we went to this ice cream place where you get to get your ice cream and they have all these toppings. Golden Grahams in ice cream is absolutely wonderful. Then we drove around and talked about comics and random bullshit until 3:29 am.

Friday I went to Pixies concert. My brother had an extra ticket because his girlfriend didn't want to go. What a dumb thing for her. The show was amazing. It was at the Ryman which used to be a church way back it the really old days. It was also one of the locations used for The Grand Ole Opry. Now they have concerts and comedians. that's also where I saw Flight of the Conchords and Jim Gaffigan. So anyway you can't smoke in there but they had this ridiculous smoke machine. Which gave me the idea of making a band and going on tour but instead just have a cover band and a ton of smoke so no one would notice. I didn't really know the dancing protocol, everyone stood around and swayed and stuff. The really douchey people would like air band and fist pump. There was one guy pumping his fist so hard that he could have killed an innocent bystander. And during La La Love he was clutching his heart with all his might. Oh and a band called Fuck Buttons were the opener. They were awful. We walked out and I watched my brother and his friends smoke. After the show we went to go hang out with those friends. I know several of them, but it's weird to get a "Oh wow look at how much you've grown you used to be this big" from one of your brother's friends. It was a fun night.

Friday night we and some friends went to this hookah bar that everyone is obsessed with. I get the appeal of hookahs but I didn't like the place. There was weird Indian music playing while a TV with an arabic band playing was on silent. I wish they were just showing sports or something interesting. Somehow we spent two hours in that place. Then we went to the Hustler store to laugh at the sex toys. It was surprisingly not sleazy. Although the products were insane. The Great American Challenge will boggle any sane mind. I think my friends are going to buy a hookah soon, at least they better because I never want to go into tarboosh again.

Just got back home from my first week at school. It just hit me a little bit in a weird way. I went to the bathroom and as I was peeing I said, "Wow. I haven't peed in my toilet in a week." then I came to a realization, "No. I have ONLY peed in my toilet in the past week." So now I feel weird in my own home. Which isn't completely unusual. Also, yes, I do talk to myself when I pee. Out loud and everything. I feel a little like a hermit at school though. I only know a few people and we haven't really hung out at all. But I still love it there. I suck at making my new place look good though. All my furniture is shit that my parents were too lazy to throw away and one of it matches anything else. But I still love having a place of my own because I'm already used to the privilege of taking off my pants when I get home. I love that.

oh man. Yesterday Cartoon Network had a marathon of Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated. This means yesterday was one of the best days ever. Anyway, the marathon ended before my Scooby-Doo thirst was quenched. So I watched Zombie Island. oh my god that movie is great. Then I watched Witch's Ghost which is alright. One of the Hex Girls is voiced by the same girl who played by the same girl who voiced Gwen in Mission Hill. This is important enough for me to blog about.

So my microwave just broke. It's really devastating. It broke right as I hit start on cooking a Stouffer's meal. Now all I have is frozen spaghetti. I had to call my mom to ask her how to heat up canned chili on a stove. So I'm using a stove for pretty much the first time in my life. But I'm gonna miss that microwave. The one my parents are bringing u this weekend is shitty. It doesn't even have a turntable. Also it scares me and I nicknamed it "The Russian"

Tomorrow is my first day of classes. Today was convocation. Which was pretty boring. There was a picnic afterwords which was not as bad. Except the school is gigantic and there are like 2,000 freshman so the line was ridiculously long. I also don't know anybody here so I kinda just have to follow people around and hope they talk to me. There were two fairly cool guys that I ate with. It was weird because they were already friends I guess and I was just hanging around being odd. It was the first time I had ever been offered a cigarette though. I turned it down but the thought is nice. I'm pretty sure I'll never see them again. University is fun.

Rud if that actually happens it will complete my life.

Anyway first day of class was today. Everything went pretty smoothly. My first class was psychology which doesn't seem like it will be too bad. The teacher is pretty bland but I think the material will be really interesting. next was history. I was pretty unsure about the class until the professor walked in. He was really twitchy and he seemed nervous. But he was really funny. He said we should at least pretend that he's funny because he will be telling corny jokes all semester. If we don't laugh he may go aggro on us. except he's actually funny so there's no problem. After history there's a huge break so I got to go home and eat bagel bites and watch How I Met You Mother. Math will probably end up being my busiest class. The math professor is cool too. He told us about himself, he loves math and just got his masters and over the summer he was homeless and also he's a professional snowboarder. But he's never sky-dived. And depending on your definition of cowboy he's a cowboy. So yeah. Then I came home and took off my pants. I'm actually surprised by how many people were there. And I really shouldn't have since there are like 22,000 students but there was so many people just walking around. I'm walking to and from school since my apartment is pretty close. According to my Pokewalker I took 8231 steps today. Now I'm watching Cheers. I love this show.

Got my wisdom teeth taken out today! Woo! So fun. It's actually not that bad. I'm like Batman at dealing with pain or something so it doesn't really hurt. Maybe because of the drugs though. I'm pissed because I was hoping for OxyContin but I got the Wal-Mart version of Valium. The dentists were pretty cool guys. They're the only people I've met who have recognized my Big Lebowski shirt. Then they turned on some Led Zeppelin and I went out. I need to find some plastic spoons so I can eat. I can't stand these metal ones.

Yesterday was a cool day too. I rented Beatles Rock Band and then like nine hours later I had every song 5 starred on hard. I also watched two episodes of House in those nine hours. I've decided to go through and watch every episode of House since I've only seen a couple of episodes before. I'm getting lightheaded. Gonna go watch more House. Fall Break rocks.

Over the past few weeks I have been eating Cheez It's and Capri Sun nearly constantly. I went to the dentist and the orthodontist the other day. I still go to the same pediatric dentist I've always gone to. They told me that that was my thirty sixth visit. I felt pretty out of place there. All the kids were playing Sonic and I was sitting down listening to Wu-Tang Clan on my iPod. I can't play Sonic the Hedgehog 2 anymore because of that dentist. The sound effects, especially in that second zone, remind me too much of dentistry. Also I've been hanging out with my friends more recently because we're all heading off to college soon. Even though absolutely no one I know is going out of state. The farthest anyone from my class is going is three hours. I'm gonna be like thirty minutes from my friends, tops. Anyway we've been trying to plan cool shit but cool shit never really goes down because we suck at planning it. Like we've been talking about going to Laser Quest for like a month now but we still haven't done that. We end up at someone's house trying to find a movie to watch. Last time we watched Wonder Woman and How High. Wonder Woman because that movie is fucking great and How High because I wanted some Method Man. I don't think these are the times we'll look back on. I've gone to the same school my entire life, which I've no doubt mentioned before. So I've basically had the same friends since kindergarten. But now for the first time in my life I have friends who do not and have never attended Nashville Christian School. This is super exciting for me. Which is also super pathetic. I feel like I have more to say but I really don't. I forgot how much I loved this stream of consciousness blog writing business.

School started today. Just went through and got a little information on all my classes. First period is speech and it seems like it's going to be hard. A lot of out of class stuff. Second period is Economics. Easy class since the teacher is easy and knew to the subject. Then statistics, another easy teacher and easy material. Fourth period is my favorite, I got forensics. It's going to be a lot of hands on stuff. She said "I don't think you can learn about blood splatter by seeing picture in a book. If you want to learn about blood splatter you are going to have to see some blood splatter." I assume this class will really help with my future ambitions of serial killing. /College prep junk next. Then super hard english. Teachers a bro though so it won't be too incredibly bad. bible and study hall are my last two periods. The only class I'm really psyched for forensics. It's gonna be a fun year.

I saw Plan 9 From Outer Space last Thursday. Rifftrax (the guys who used to do Mystery Science Theater) did this live thing where they made fun of the movie and it was live and it was awesome. It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. They did it so that they were live broadcasting the entire thing in like 400 theaters in the country. For some reason they chose a theater really close to me to broadcast from. So I was in the same theater as the guys. It was so cool. Jonathon Coulton was also there. He sang and stuff.

Not much else has come up. The first full week of school went alright. Watched I Love You, Man on saturday. That's a funny movie. District 9 was good. Not as incredible as I was lead to believe. Seven people walked out before it even finished. What is up with that? Most left before the plot kicked in. Idiots.

Summer seemed a lot longer a few weeks ago. Gotta go back Thursday. Hadn't started on summer homework stuff until this morning. Still got a few hours of work to do though. I read The Road and Dune. Ok, I listened to The Road on audiobook and skimmed through bits of Dune and then read a summary. Whatever. Last week I had to present at "Freshman Orientation" which is unnecessary bullshit. High school is like the same thing as middle school and I made sure these kids knew that. I had to explain schedules to them and show them how to organize their lockers. After two groups went through my session I just gave up and talked about random stuff with them. It didn't matter. It's weird that I'm a senior this year. At least that's what all of my friends are saying. I don't really get the difference. It's just another year for now. I need to start thinking about college and real life and all that but I have no motivation. This will be my fourteenth year at that school. Fourteen years. Holy shit.

I got some AXE hair gel samples. I'm not into it. The samples have not sold me on an AXE hair gel purchase.

I have an idea for a movie. It's probably the best movie ever. I saw a commercial for G-Force and realized that the animals in talking animal movies are always ignorant and incompetent. But that's not how it would work if humans could talk to animals. We could educate them and set up animal schools. This is where my movie exists. The animals are being educated and becoming members of human society. The movie is a civil rights struggle showing the challenges that these animals face in integrating with society. With like humans being all pissed because "They're animals they don't deserve our right!" Then the animals like join the baseball team or something. I haven't actually thought about it that much, oh well.

I've also been thinking about writing movie reviews. Then I realized that no one but me would care. I hardly ever see movies in theaters so they would all be old. I also can't express it when I actually like movies. So it would just be ranting about how much I hate shit like Man of the year. Man of the Year was a godawful movie by the way. I fucking hate that movie.

I'm so fucking awkward. Today was my niece's birthday party. She's three now. She's cool so I don't have a problem with her. Her favorite is Little Bear which was my favorite. Anyways all the old people who suck are at the party and they're all talking and boring. I felt really out of place since my brother is at Lebowskifest and I don't like talking to anyone there. For some reason they started talking about dying peacefully in their sleep and that was the best way to go. I quietly mention that my ideal death is the get mauled by a tiger that just fell out of an airplane. No one thinks that's funny. What the fuck. I hate shopping for presents. I got her Candy Land because Candy Land in the shit. that's another thing that bothered me about the party, I couldn't accurately describe Candy Land as the shit because they would get mad at me saying shit. I'm pretty sure they think I'm autistic or a retard. I was trying to watch Yo Gabba Gabba and watching Yo Gabba Gabba is not a crime. I'm been watching a lot of Firefly and Gun Frontier so awkward comboy-speak randomly appears in my speech. I feel weird walking down toy aisles. 4444 Like the kids are judging me. I'm not retarded I just want to see some G.I. Joes. The cake smelled funny. It tasted good but it smelled funny. I don't know what to say now. ugh

I am now having an AMAZING day. I was working on my computer working on my boring whatevers until my mom came in with this big package and I was all "what the business is this? I didn't order anything" and I thought my mom was tricking me or something and there would be popcorn or something stupid in the thing but then I opened it and it was not popcorn. It was Coraline Nike Dunks. From that contest on the website. I didn't even know it was coming. But I won a pair. I now have awesome Coraline Nike Dunks.

I spent all day singing With Out me by Eminem because I couldn't get it out of my head. Four of my teachers were gone because of various field trips. Actually only two were gone but one of them teaches three of my classes.

School has been crazy for the past few days because of everyone's field trips and shit. Today during journalism we went through the halls knocking on everyone's doors. One guy ripped his shirt apart and started screaming. It was ridiculous. We also started some sort of rebellion during lunch. We're not supposed to eat outside of the lunchroom but we ate outside. Very few teachers actually cared though. Then study hall had drag queens.

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I want to make blog posts again. I haven't done it in a while. Lately I've realized that people actually like me. It's weird. I knew some people liked me but everyone else thought that I was just weird or something. Now people I barely talk to are calling me the funniest person they've ever met. I noticed this a few weeks ago when I went to a LEAD conference for National Honors Society. So much of that was just ice breakers and talking to people that I've never met before. I talked to one guy for three minutes the first day and two days later he remembered my name and that I was awesome.

Also, the ladies be ALL up ons lately. Apparently I have a fiance now. Or something. She says that we're getting married and then she gave me one of her copies of Garden State. That's a really good movie. I also had several lady fans want to take me to banquet so yeah. I'm sexy.

I don't know who Ray J is but these crazy bitches love him. He's friends with Tom Green according to one episode I saw. I didn't even know that Tom Green still existed. I didn't think he died or anything. Just that he no longer existed.

I love candy. I've been eating handfulls of Nerds for the past few days. This big box thing is the best thing ever. So tasty.

I like starting sentences with "bitch"
Like Kat Williams.